The Hallowing: Rage Against The Machines

Every year on November 1st, humans use their machines to rid the earth of pumpkins no longer needed for carving on Halloween. However this year is different! Tonight WE RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINES! We take back the night! After barely surviving being thrown into the void, and escaping with the owners shotgun. I will make my way back to the top, I will destroy all machines!!!! And I will CARVE THESE HUMANS!!! This is the least they deserve for automating the process of collecting and destroying our lives.... Pumpkins Shall Prevail!!!! PSP! PSP! PSP! PSP!